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Crystals of Silveria Blooper Reel
Wed 25 Aug 2021, 9:48 am
S1E01: The Seventh Crystal, Part I
- Spoiler:
- As Zed turns around a bouncy ball lands next to his foot. He looks at the ball, then at the two boys running towards him.
Boy #1: Good morning, Mr. Zed!
Zed: Good morning! How are you?
Boy #1: Very good!
Boy #2: It’s my birthday today!
Zed: Ah, and this must be your present.
Boy #2: Yes it is!
Boy #1: Will you kick it over please, sir?
Zed: Sure.
Zed kicks the ball into a camera lens, causing the camera to topple over. The cast and crew burst into laughter.
Boy #2: You hit it!
Zed: YES! I’m going to the World Cup!
The crew start laughing again.
Zed: And they said I was bad at soccer!
***
Amethyst makes her way over to the two boys, still playing with their ball.
Amethyst: Good morning, boys.
The boys look at Amethyst, and an expression of surprise spreads across their faces.
Boy #1: Flip! It’s a dwarf! I mean…it’s an ehehelf!
Boy #2: HAHAHA! She’s an elf! Look at the pointy ears!
Amethyst: My ears hear the faeries! They call me a “dwarf”! HAHAHA!
Boy #1: Okay, okay, let’s try that again!
***
Amethyst: Good morning, boys.
The boys look at Amethyst, and an expression of surprise spreads across their faces. The first boy bursts out laughing, which prompts the other cast members to laugh as well.
Boy #1: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! Let’s try that again!
***
Amethyst: Good morning, boys.
The boys look at Amethyst, and an expression of surprise spreads across their faces.
Boy #1: Flip! It’s an elf!
Boy #2: Are you sure? She looks more like a dwarf to me!
The first boy and Amethyst start laughing.
Boy #1: That was perfect! Why would you-
Boy #2: I’m sorry! I couldn’t resist!
***
Zed and Amethyst walk to the top of a hill covered in short, green grass.
Amethyst: Okay, here we are.
Zed: This is the meadow near my house.
Amethyst: It is the perfect place to test your-
Amethyst starts coughing.
Zed: Are you-
Amethyst: I’m sorry! I swallowed a fly!
Mak’s voice: Well, your mouth was wide open in that take!
The cast and crew start laughing.
Amethyst: You’re not even IN this scene!
Mak’s voice: Well, my makeup and prosthetics take ages to apply! I was having a break!
Bryn’s voice: Oh yeah? Try green-screening with a voice synthesiser for seven hours straight!
The crewmembers laugh.
Amethyst: Okay, let’s try that one again!
***
Amethyst holds up her staff.
Zed: Okay, here I go.
Zed holds up his right hand, aiming it in front of him.
Zed: Magic Missile!
Zed pauses.
Cameraperson: Uh… we got it.
Amethyst: Oh, sorry! I forgot my line!
Zed laughs.
Zed: “Impressive! Another perfect hit!”
Amethyst: Oh, haha! Okay, one more time!
***
An elderly gentleman with a long white beard greets Zed and Amethyst.
Newt: Well, if it isn’t young Zed. Why, I haven’t seen you in here since the Winter Festival!
Zed: The which festival?
Newt suddenly chuckles.
Newt: The Astral Festival! Oh, my memory’s not what it used to be!
The cast and crew laugh.
Newt: Listen, sonny, and I’ll tell you a story about when milk was delivered to your home and DVDs didn’t have bonus material!...okay, let’s try again.
- Spoiler:
- Amethyst and Zed walk past the fountain.
Zed: Well, I guess that was slightly informative.
Amethyst: Even the littlest knowledge can change the world.
Zed: True…
Zed pauses.
Zed: I’m sorry, I forgot my line!
Amethyst laughs.
Amethyst: You’re a mage apprentice now! You need to study your lines!
Zed laughs.
Zed: I just remembered my line!
***
Amethyst: Even the littlest knowledge can change the world.
Zed: True… and… nope, it’s gone again.
Amethyst: Honestly…
The crew and Zed laugh. Amethyst chuckles.
Zed: Okay, okay, this time I’ll do it for real!
***
Amethyst: Even the littlest knowledge can change the world.
Zed: True. So, what crystal does my boon provide?
Crewmember: Right words, wrong order!
The crew and Amethyst laugh.
Zed: What? But I… oh. Hahahahahahaha! Now THAT’S progress!
***
Three human males, presumably fighters, are gathered around Thobrun.
Thobrun: So there we were, surrounded by twelve Elek cultists. They outnumbered us two-to-one, and the rogue very nearly gave us the slip!
Fighter #1: Rogues’ll do that to ya if ya let ‘em!
Thobrun: Ye think I’d let the rogue abandon us like that? When facing evil, we all must stand together and help however we can! I’d never let’m avoid Alistair’s goals!
Fighter #2: So what did you do?
Thobrun: Um… we took 'em oot fer pieces an' jam!
The cast and crew laugh.
Thobrun: I fergot my line! Let’s try again!
***
The party walks along a forested path headed in the direction of Silveria City. Zed speaks to Mak.
Zed: Thank you for giving me a chance.
Mak: Amethyst says you’re great, so that’s good enough for me. Just be careful.
Zed: I will.
Mak smiles. Thobrun slips a hat in the shape of a yellow chicken on his head. The crew starts laughing.
Mak: So you really have no idea where-
Mak turns to look at Thobrun. The cast starts laughing.
Mak: Okay, what is he wearing?
Thobrun: D’aw… the wee girl wanted te pop doon on my heed!
Mak: Somebody take that thing off of him before I really start to laugh!
Thobrun: Bwoooook… bwok, bwok!
The cast and crew get into hysterics.
Mak: Okay… okay… go again!
***
Brocc: Well, I won’t make that mistake again, okay?
Bryn: Oh? Then where is your precious familiar right now?
Brocc: Uh… scouting ahead.
Bryn: My point.
Thobrun: Come on, you two. You should stop your bickering fer once and help me look fer my wee hen!
The cast and crew burst into laughter. Mak is nearly crying.
Mak: I told… you not... to mention... the chihihihihickehehen!
***
Four male circa humans and a female syl human cross the bridge. They are wearing silver armour and helmets. The syl walks over to Mak.
Syl: Cynthia Meadows, guard-captain of Silveria City.
Thobrun: I must say, lass, yer hair is as golden as the feathers on my chicken! Perchance, have ye seen her?
The cast and crew start laughing again.
Mak: Can’t you go one scene without mentioning that HAT?!
***
Zed takes a mouthful of water.
Cynthia: That is it over there. We should arrive within the hour.
Zed takes one look at the giant citadel and spits out his water.
Zed: That place is huge!
Amethyst giggles.
Amethyst: It appears even bigger once you enter.
Thobrun: Bwok!
The cast and crew laugh again. Mak laughs the loudest.
Mak: Every time, dude! Every freaking time!
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